Has your search for the Bigfoot of your dreams been fruitless? Do you drive around the countryside late at night, hoping to run into one by accident? Did you attempt to purchase one the last time you took too much Xanax on a plane, only to find out that it was not, in fact, a real Sasquatch but merely a tacky lawn ornament?
By Robyn Penacchia | Friendly Atheist
Did you actually have a Bigfoot in your life at one point, but then sent him away for his own good by pretended not to like him anymore, but now you’re hoping for a sequel/reconciliation?
Well, have we got a product for you!
Skeptical? Well, how can you deny proof like this?
Field tests have been done, she said, and they include a recent outing by the research group Bigfoot 911, in which a Bigfoot sighting was reported. It happened the first week of August, in the woods of McDowell County. The report made national news.
“I think that’s enough to say it can attract a Bigfoot,” says Webb. “To attract a Bigfoot, you need a smell that is woodsy enough to keep from scaring him off. But slightly different enough to make him curious, and come to investigate.”
Of course, that particular Bigfoot sighting may have been less than legit. Several days after the story got out, a Minnesota tourist named Gawain MacGregor — who runs a blog devoted to worshiping Sasquatch as a divine creature of some sort — claimed responsibility for what the Bigfoot 911 team “discovered.”